Rockcitat

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) –"So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman."
Frank Zappa's response - "So with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

"You don't actually have to be able to understand the lyrics, you've just got to feel like you could 
if you wanted to" – Chuck Plotkin (Producer for Bruce Springsteen)

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